AnnaM
If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart eventually your hearts will start beating at the same time. And two little babies in an incubator, their hearts will beat at the same time. Love that. So if you have somebody in your life that is prone to anxiety, like myself, and if you happen to be a calm person, you could come up and hug me heart to heart and my heart hopefully would slow to yours. And I just love that idea. Or maybe yours would speed up to mine. But either way, we’ll be there together.
Andrea Gibson  (via sexcore)
advice-animal:

Nothing Like a Jolly Rancher to Wrangle the Ol’ Beetus!http://advice-animal.tumblr.com

Whoever created this stfu because you obviously don’t know anything about diabetes.

advice-animal:

Nothing Like a Jolly Rancher to Wrangle the Ol’ Beetus!

http://advice-animal.tumblr.com

Whoever created this stfu because you obviously don’t know anything about diabetes.

flawfilled:

RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.

I didn’t even try to scroll past this

stingdragon:


fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

You death will be quick and pineless

stingdragon:

fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

You death will be quick and pineless

ultrafacts:

10 Useful websites that you can use.

More facts on Ultrafacts!

handslikehoses:

We Came As Colors.
izackymar:

ANDY LEO FETUS

izackymar:

ANDY LEO FETUS

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!
When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

colinmorgay:

notcanonyet:

theepichumor:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

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WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

DESTIEL = LET’S DIE

MERTHUR - HURT ME